Me:  Bumblebee, you can't live on cereal and crackers forever.
Bumblebee:  I can if I don't get a gluten allergy. 
Penguin:  Mommy, I'm scared that she will!  She eats so much gluten, and if she does, then what WILL she eat? 
Bumblebee:  I'll eat apples the rest of my life. 

At least she's got a plan?