Me: Bumblebee, you can't live on cereal and crackers forever.
Bumblebee: I can if I don't get a gluten allergy.
Penguin: Mommy, I'm scared that she will! She eats so much gluten, and if she does, then what WILL she eat?
Bumblebee: I'll eat apples the rest of my life.
At least she's got a plan?